A cannabis fairytale with a mythic twist

A cosmic comedy adventure where bold brands become unforgettable — as part of the story fans replay.

Act 1: Guru G discovers the quest—a glowing clue points toward the Flower of Enlightenment. — **Act 1:** Every legend starts with a spark. Guru Goldbud sets out on his cosmic journey… and he’s not alone.
👉 Translation: Your brand enters the adventure — featured in the story from the very first episode.

Act 2: Trials and temptations—rivals, puzzles, and artifacts that test Guru G. — **Act 2:** The road is wild, the ads are noisy, the gummy is missing. Only the chosen brands become artifacts??? of the journey.
👉 Translation: Instead of being lost in ad noise hell, your brand becomes a recurring character woven into the adventure.

Act 3: The cosmic payoff—a climactic reveal connected to the Flower of Enlightenment. — **Act 3:** Legends don’t fade — they echo. The Circle of Five become part of a story fans replay, quote, and share.
👉 Translation: Your brand gains staying power — remembered, replayed, and shared long after the drop.

Ads are fleeting — forgettable, lost in the scroll. But stories? They stick. Guru G reveals the hidden treasure: turning your brand into part of the comedy adventure fans remember, replay, and share.

Enduring visibility: Your brand lives on through every new episode.
Character role: You’re not just an ad — you become part of the story itself.
Replay factor: Fans relive the adventure (and your brand) again and again.

Why stories stick (and ads don’t)

Stories are like brain candy — except the kind that actually sticks. When you hear a story, your neurons fire like a grow tent lit at harvest. Dopamine pops, memory pathways light up, and your brand sneaks into the VIP section of long-term recall.

Stories hack the brain: Research suggests stories light up memory far stronger than raw facts — some studies say as much as 22×.
👉 Translation: your brand lives rent-free in their heads.
Culture proves it: Netflix, Nike, and Apple all built empires on their brand story. Cannabis brands can play the same game — just with more smoke and sparkle.
Safe for the industry: Storytelling builds cultural recognition without tripping over ad restrictions — your message gets through even when ads can’t.

The Circle of Five

Only five bold visionaries will be chosen to join—each weaving their brand into the adventure.

👉 Translation: Your brand isn’t just placed — it’s woven into the comedy as a recurring character.

Why this works

The brain science behind the magic of story

This isn’t luck — it’s brain chemistry. When a good story hits, it’s like that first shimmer of a mushroom journey — patterns connect, senses sharpen, and suddenly your brand isn’t just seen, it’s felt. Guru G’s comedy adventure blends myth, psychology, and marketing wizardry to lock that magic into memory.

Guru G’s comedy adventure blends myth, psychology, and marketing strategy to transform your brand into something unforgettable.

Dopamine = anticipation: The spark that keeps people leaning forward, waiting for the next hit of the story (and your brand).
Oxytocin = connection: Bonds form — with characters, with the quest, and with the brands woven into it.
Endorphins = joy: The laughter glow that makes people feel good… and want to come back for more.

Proof, process & partnership

Behind the cosmic comedy is a system. Guru G’s not just winging it — we blend story science, production chops, and true collaboration to make sure your brand shines.

Proof: Stories work. We track reach, replay, and cultural resonance so you see impact.
Process: From discovery to script to drop, we’ve built a repeatable flow that makes your brand part of the adventure.
Partnership: You’re not just a sponsor — you’re a co-creator in the legend.

What you get

Evergreen presence

Your brand lives on in the narrative, not lost in fleeting ads.

Storyworld integration

From motifs to character roles, your brand is woven into the adventure.

Immortal moments

Scenes repurposed into clips fans replay, share, and meme.

Discovery workshops

Collaborative sessions aligning story, strategy, and magic.

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Impact & AI

The engine that makes legends repeatable

We blend story craft with an AI co-pilot—so each drop gets smarter, stickier, and further-reaching.

Audience insight loop: We analyze watch time, replays, comments, and saves to learn what hits—then double down.
Rapid iteration: Scripts, cuts, and thumbnails evolve fast so episodes outperform the last.
Clip factory: Every scene spawns short, shareable moments that extend your brand’s reach.
Brand safety & compliance: Creative that travels across platforms without tripping ad rules.

Stories win attention; optimization compounds it. Together, they build cultural recognition—not just views.

You run ads from your own accounts; we provide ad-ready clips (9:16, 1:1, 16:9), captions/subtitles, headlines, CTAs, and thumbnails.

The performance promise

Goal: 100,000 views in 90 days across YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and X (combined).

How we count: Each platform’s native view definition; organic + any sponsor-run paid views count. Inauthentic traffic excluded.

Your last ad sucked so hard

The universe sent it straight into the cosmic lost-and-found.

Ads collapse in on themselves because they’re noise. Stories expand your brand into legend. This guide shows you how.

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Enter the Circle

Pick a 15-minute slot to map your brand’s role in Season 1.

Book your discovery call — your first step into the Circle (free and no obligation).
Align on your quest — together we map how your brand becomes part of the legend.
Step into the story — your brand becomes a recurring character fans replay and remember.

Quick call. Cosmic clarity.

Season 1: Only 5 founder sponsors will shape this arc. Once the Circle closes, it’s sealed.